As I mentioned earlier, I have decided to try this online dating thing a real shot (in the dark, HA!). I've been on about 2 months (?) now, and so far it's really no different than meeting guys everywhere else.
Sometimes (ok, this is actually MOST of the time for most girls, something else I've learned recently), you get an occasional DOUCHE BAG (DB for short) who hits on you. As the girl, you knnoowww you are totally not interested in this guy, but, ok, you don't want to be a bitch so maybe you chat for a while? Or maybe you don't, it all varies depending on the level of DB (there's at least three, more about those later..).
No matter how you let him down, he typically can't let it go. He's got to try again, maybe a third time, maybe even insult you.
What's up with that? If a guy gets at you, and you don't respond, you're a.. "bitch." If a guy gets at you, and you politely tell him no, you're a.. "bitch."How are you supposed to tell a guy no, without looking like the bad guy (girl?)?
Take this conversation I had on OkCupid.com between me and one of these male species, for example:
(*Please Note* The chat was initiated by "dude"; I visited his profile, and per OkCupid, we are 0% match, 0% friends, and 0% enemies. He has two pictures posted, one shows about 3/4 of his profile and he's not even looking at the camera, and the second is of him climbing a mountain, with his back facing the camera. He's 31. At this point, we had been chatting for approximately 7 minutes.)
DUDE:do you think we should meet up?
ME:no, sorry
DUDE:how come?
DUDE:i'm surprised
ME:why surprised?
DUDE:well, why not?
ME:I'm not too attracted to you
DUDE:even though you laugh at all my jokes?
DUDE:i mean i'm not holding the fact you have a big ass against you!
DUDE:(that's a joke-your ass is delicious lol)
You would think a guy would give up about there. No.
DUDE:can i come over?
ME:no
DUDE:we could take a bath together...
ME:i dont shower
DUDE:i'll sponge you down then
DUDE:lol
ME:then what?
DUDE:after i sponge you down?
ME:yes
DUDE:i comb your hair
DUDE:go down on you
DUDE:and then we take a nap while watching a movie
DUDE:intense i know
DUDE:but you seem worth it
ME:why thank you i am so happy to be worth it by you
You're probably as disgusted and bored as me right now.. Time for me to be annoyed.
DUDE:i'm totally certain i'm much smarter than you actually
DUDE:actually nevermind
DUDE:you're not even that pretty
ME::)
DUDE:lick
ME:disgusting.
DUDE:it's ok. work out more and it will be fine
ME::)
ME:you too.
DUDE:haha i'm plenty fit thanks
ME:hahah you're welcome.
DUDE:i still would tongue your asshole if you asked nice
DUDE:kidding
ME:I know you would. you're forgetting the part that I don't want you to.
DUDE:ok bye
DUDE:ick
DUDE:i don't know if i would
DUDE:you're kinda a bitch
DUDE:i have to be in love for that to happen
DUDE:haha
I just wanted everyone to know how big of an ass some guys make of themselves.
Just because you talk to me/initiate contact with me, I am not obligated to give you a chance. Don't get mad if we don't want you. Don't chat with girls who are way above your league. She's not going to do whatever you want... Life just isn't that dream porno you think you will one day walk in on in that grungy bar you really like to go to. You're going to have to pay for that
Until then,
Dear Guys,
Online or Otherwise,
You Are No Surprise. :)
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