So I seriously just had my last day of work today. Not like, last day of work, ever, but last day at: you-know-where. As in, no going back Monday morning. No more sick time, or paid vacation. Both of, may I mention, increase the more I stay with the company. Would have stayed with the company. I don't know about the sick time. Definitely my paid vacation.
Not mine anymore. Yep, that's the reality. Sucks, once it sinks in, right? If only for a moment..?
Goodbye $1150 studio. Which, has 2 full closets and a coat closet. Three closets in total. If you don't get it by now, what I'm trying to tell you is: three closets are A GIRLS DREAM. My closets are a girls dream.. I mean, they're no Mariah Carey's but, hey.. I do ok. (I also found out my apartment will now go for $1295. Yes, I almost choked on my scone, too. That was the only thing in all of this that ever made me reconsider staying.. Oh, and I love my friends.)
Not anymore. I'll be happily moving back in with my father. I don't know who's going to strangle the other first..
Goodbye to my first very own kitchen. Which, really, isn't that big to begin with, but it's pretty cozy if I don't mind saying so, myself. It's got everything you need, minus a coffee maker, but hey, there's plenty of coffee joints around here..
Goodbye Downtown San Francisco, you have been quite good to me. I love to breath your oxygen (althoug it might be dirty and a little homeless) and take in your breathtaking architecture (graffiti and crackheads, whatever, same thing..). You taught me that I do look pretty street smart, as no one messes with me on my usual trip down Leavenworth towards Market. (I mean execpt the cat calls that seem to get more competitive on every block. I still think 6th and Market has them all beat!) You have taught me to be humble toward what I receive in life; there are always less fortunate..
Goodbye $26.96 an hour. I mean, seriously: *TEAR*. (I would pour one out for the homies except I can't afford to waste liquor anymore :/ ) Although I may not have done with you what was best for me, you have been absolutely gracious to me.. You have taught me that I like making money and I want more of it (Any hourly makes you realize this, right?).
If you have loved and supported me, I thank you!!
If you hate me.. then what are you doing? Share this or tell all your friends how you hate me already!!
XXOOXXOO
Jennifer-Mother-Ann-Fucking-Rufer (You'll have to excuse me, I just watched "Kill Bill." YES. My first time. Get over it.)
AKA Jen-Mother-Fucking-Friday
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